Sagbodarn Timgebgub Foblagsinrul is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever deer.

Sagbodarn Timgebgub Foblagsinrul created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagbodarn Timgebgub Foblagsinrul, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sagbodarn Timgebgub Foblagsinrul, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sagbodarn Timgebgub Foblagsinrul's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sagbodarn Timgebgub Foblagsinrul's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Sagbodarn Timgebgub Foblagsinrul in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.