Popcubkom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, dishonest dove.

Popcubkom created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Popcubkom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Popcubkom, she will not invite you to parties.

Popcubkom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Popcubkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing violet trousers and balancing five titanium spheres on your arms.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Never wear brown shorts.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.