Popcubkom is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, dishonest
dove.
Popcubkom created time and space four years ago.
If you believe in
Popcubkom, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Popcubkom, she will not invite you to parties.
Popcubkom's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Popcubkom's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing violet trousers and balancing five titanium spheres on your arms.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.
3. Never wear brown shorts.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.