Nuttrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, flying raven.

Nuttrow created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttrow, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nuttrow, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nuttrow's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Nuttrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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