Botvonkhon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic badger.

Botvonkhon created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botvonkhon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botvonkhon, it will turn you into a mole.

Botvonkhon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Botvonkhon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.