Wikbitfligwighigcemrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, temperamental eagle.

Wikbitfligwighigcemrutt created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Wikbitfligwighigcemrutt, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wikbitfligwighigcemrutt, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wikbitfligwighigcemrutt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wikbitfligwighigcemrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wikbitfligwighigcemrutt.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help squirrels.