Nillcedgeplencemnul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody hydra.

Nillcedgeplencemnul created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillcedgeplencemnul, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nillcedgeplencemnul, he will destroy your favourite star.

Nillcedgeplencemnul's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nillcedgeplencemnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Erect three tin sculptures of Nillcedgeplencemnul on top of important buildings.