Nillcedgeplencemnul is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody
hydra.
Nillcedgeplencemnul created gold five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nillcedgeplencemnul, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nillcedgeplencemnul, he will destroy your favourite star.
Nillcedgeplencemnul's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Nillcedgeplencemnul's Holy Commandments1. Never write about dwarf planets.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Never think about comets.
5. Erect three tin sculptures of Nillcedgeplencemnul on top of important buildings.