Targlarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate scorpion.

Targlarn created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Targlarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Targlarn, he will turn you into a rat.

Targlarn's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Targlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Never jump in the presence of foxes.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not commit murder.
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