Zedyatflighin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent crocodile.

Zedyatflighin created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedyatflighin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zedyatflighin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zedyatflighin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Zedyatflighin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.