Bethamgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous hyena.

Bethamgeb created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bethamgeb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bethamgeb, it will turn you into a rock.

Bethamgeb's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bethamgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always obey Bethamgeb's priests.

3. Bethamgeb loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Bethamgeb loves great tits, so they must be respected.
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