Mutlimdidsandtamnadminrut is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, strong gorilla.

Mutlimdidsandtamnadminrut created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutlimdidsandtamnadminrut, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mutlimdidsandtamnadminrut, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mutlimdidsandtamnadminrut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Mutlimdidsandtamnadminrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of geese.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat lemons.

5. Always wear turquoise.