Bityarpjap is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic
unicorn.
Bityarpjap created a photon nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bityarpjap, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Bityarpjap, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Bityarpjap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Bityarpjap's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never think about eukaryotes.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.