Flankemfatdamkenrensagfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, clever armadillo.

Flankemfatdamkenrensagfarn created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flankemfatdamkenrensagfarn, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flankemfatdamkenrensagfarn, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flankemfatdamkenrensagfarn's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flankemfatdamkenrensagfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Hide if nine sheep approach from the west.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never talk about fire.