Metfadnarl is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair
jaguar.
Metfadnarl created a strange quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Metfadnarl, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Metfadnarl, she will not care at all.
Metfadnarl's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Metfadnarl's Holy Commandments1. Put Metfadnarl first in all things.
2. Never sprint near snakes.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.
4. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the north.
5. Do not cook food in pots.