Wanflannab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, caring crab.

Wanflannab created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanflannab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wanflannab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Wanflannab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wanflannab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
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