Satjadbandamged is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating jaguar.

Satjadbandamged created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Satjadbandamged, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Satjadbandamged, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Satjadbandamged's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Satjadbandamged's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing cyan hats.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never write about planets.