Dinmegbit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring pigeon.

Dinmegbit created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinmegbit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinmegbit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dinmegbit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dinmegbit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Dinmegbit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about comets.