Giglapcun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless fish.

Giglapcun created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Giglapcun, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Giglapcun, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Giglapcun's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Giglapcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Always look after injured manatees.

4. Do not take Giglapcun's name in vain.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.