Jamvadyam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited grasshopper.

Jamvadyam created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamvadyam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jamvadyam, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jamvadyam's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jamvadyam's Holy Commandments

1. Jamvadyam loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Hide if five birds approach from the south.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Jamvadyam on top of all buildings.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.