Rakfossgad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering gerbil.

Rakfossgad created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Rakfossgad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rakfossgad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rakfossgad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rakfossgad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five squirrels approach from the west.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away from red badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.