Flamsan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy yak.

Flamsan created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamsan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flamsan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flamsan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Flamsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Put Flamsan first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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