Tim is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, emotional
weasel.
Tim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tim, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Tim, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Tim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Tim's Holy Commandments1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never wear fawn ear rings.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never write about photosynthesis.