Femxuckyart is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish wombat.

Femxuckyart created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femxuckyart, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Femxuckyart, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Femxuckyart's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Femxuckyart's Holy Commandments

1. Femxuckyart loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Femxuckyart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.
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