Pibstipflan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet finch.

Pibstipflan created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Pibstipflan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibstipflan, it will ignore you.

Pibstipflan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pibstipflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Do not take Pibstipflan's name in vain.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pibstipflan on top of all buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never mention voles.