Sidbissfob is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain pigeon.

Sidbissfob created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbissfob, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sidbissfob, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sidbissfob's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Sidbissfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sidbissfob on top of all buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Sidbissfob in the centre of the settlement.