Mipsanbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited dolphin.

Mipsanbarn created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mipsanbarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mipsanbarn, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Mipsanbarn's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Mipsanbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.