Cebingcenkan Metwipfed is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, vain centaur.

Cebingcenkan Metwipfed created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebingcenkan Metwipfed, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cebingcenkan Metwipfed, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cebingcenkan Metwipfed's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cebingcenkan Metwipfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Always help sick frogs.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.