Wikdumquam is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered cat.

Wikdumquam created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Wikdumquam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wikdumquam, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wikdumquam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wikdumquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Always wear white.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.