Mumhudcat is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful
gnu.
Mumhudcat created everything that exists six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mumhudcat, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Mumhudcat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Mumhudcat's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Mumhudcat's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. You must pray to Mumhudcat four times a day.
3. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not keep three aardvarks in a large pit.
5. Put Mumhudcat first in all things.