Gomnurttail is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring jellyfish.

Gomnurttail created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomnurttail, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gomnurttail, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gomnurttail's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gomnurttail's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
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