Vincubtip is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid
octopus.
Vincubtip created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vincubtip, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Vincubtip, it will be mildly annoyed.
Vincubtip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Vincubtip's Holy Commandments1. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.
2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never look at black holes.
4. Never think about fluid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing fawn coats and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.