Rulrulzog is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental
hamster.
Rulrulzog created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulrulzog, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rulrulzog, she will turn you into a rat.
Rulrulzog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Rulrulzog's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Do not bounce in public.
3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.