Rulrulzog is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental hamster.

Rulrulzog created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulrulzog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulrulzog, she will turn you into a rat.

Rulrulzog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rulrulzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.