Gunrillkon Hubquafjin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured dragon.

Gunrillkon Hubquafjin created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunrillkon Hubquafjin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gunrillkon Hubquafjin, she will turn you into a tree.

Gunrillkon Hubquafjin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gunrillkon Hubquafjin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Put Gunrillkon Hubquafjin first in all things.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Never look in ponds.