Vadbegwig is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy
squirrel.
Vadbegwig created viruses nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vadbegwig, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vadbegwig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Vadbegwig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Vadbegwig's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Do not shave your head.