Vadbegwig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, fussy squirrel.

Vadbegwig created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadbegwig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vadbegwig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vadbegwig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Vadbegwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shave your head.