Cutartpark is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic clam.

Cutartpark created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutartpark, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cutartpark, she will strike you with lightening.

Cutartpark's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cutartpark's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. You must pray to Cutartpark nine times a day.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.