Quagboming is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, proud
swan.
Quagboming created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quagboming, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Quagboming, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Quagboming's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Quagboming's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Quagboming in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not wear fawn clothing.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always help sick badgers.