Larggubtab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, prudent jackal.

Larggubtab created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Larggubtab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larggubtab, she will turn you into a rock.

Larggubtab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Larggubtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Larggubtab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.