Zogpiddob is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, pitiless fly.

Zogpiddob created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zogpiddob, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zogpiddob, she will have a low opinion of you.

Zogpiddob's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zogpiddob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Zogpiddob must be the most important thing in your life.