Habflatfut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent hyena.

Habflatfut created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Habflatfut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Habflatfut, it will turn you into a worm.

Habflatfut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Habflatfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.
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