Rutgidcab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, strong gerbil.

Rutgidcab created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutgidcab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutgidcab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rutgidcab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rutgidcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. You must pray to Rutgidcab six times a day.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about fire.