Cutdibcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast slug.

Cutdibcuss created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cutdibcuss, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cutdibcuss, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cutdibcuss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cutdibcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cutdibcuss.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not hurt rats.