Cipratont is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, slow seal.

Cipratont created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipratont, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cipratont, she will curse you with boils.

Cipratont's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cipratont's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Always help mice.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.