Bestbisswik is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful snake.

Bestbisswik created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bestbisswik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bestbisswik, it will turn you into a frog.

Bestbisswik's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bestbisswik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Do not keep seven mites in a large pit.