Gofmisbum is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing
dingo.
Gofmisbum created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gofmisbum, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Gofmisbum, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Gofmisbum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Gofmisbum's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.
2. Do not bounce in public.
3. Gofmisbum must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
5. Never think ill of sick ducks.