Hivhunnart is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful zebra.

Hivhunnart created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hivhunnart, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hivhunnart, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hivhunnart's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Hivhunnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never leap in the presence of tortoises.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.