Hivhunnart is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful
zebra.
Hivhunnart created the planet Earth nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Hivhunnart, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Hivhunnart, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Hivhunnart's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Hivhunnart's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shoes.
2. Never leap in the presence of tortoises.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.