Sakwotbog is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, confident
pigeon.
Sakwotbog created a strange quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Sakwotbog, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Sakwotbog, she will jump up and down on your head.
Sakwotbog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Sakwotbog's Holy Commandments1. Never think about archaea.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not keep eight foxes in a large pit.
5. Do not make images of living things.