Sabflatbim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying aardvark.

Sabflatbim created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabflatbim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabflatbim, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sabflatbim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Sabflatbim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away if three snails approach from the north.

3. Never bounce near turtles.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always obey Sabflatbim's priests.