Bin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciful alligator.

Bin created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about archaea.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to birds while wearing brown coats.

5. Do not drink alcohol.