Cudwipgof Gilgadhat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, kind cobra.

Cudwipgof Gilgadhat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudwipgof Gilgadhat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cudwipgof Gilgadhat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cudwipgof Gilgadhat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cudwipgof Gilgadhat's Holy Commandments

1. Cudwipgof Gilgadhat loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about optics near swans while wearing red jumpers and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your back.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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