Larnvabkim is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective
wasp.
Larnvabkim created oxygen seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Larnvabkim, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Larnvabkim, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Larnvabkim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Larnvabkim's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill shrews.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Put Larnvabkim first in all things.
4. Always look after injured ducks.
5. Always take life seriously.