Cetsandgil is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing badger.

Cetsandgil created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetsandgil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cetsandgil, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cetsandgil's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cetsandgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Cetsandgil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to mites while wearing black tights.

5. Never think about special relativity near seals while wearing fawn shoes and balancing nine silver spheres on your back.